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MOMS & KIDS
Why do you have a mom? >1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
>2. Mostly to clean the house.
>3. Moms are to help us out of there when we were getting born.
>4.God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.>> What ingredients are mothers made of?
>1. Mothers are made out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
>the world and one dab of mean.
>2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.> >>What kind of little girl was your mom?
>1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
>2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
>3. They say she used to be nice.> >What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
>1. His last name. >2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on
beer? >3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
>chores?> >Why did your mom marry your dad?
>1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
>2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
>3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.>
>Who's the boss at your house?
>1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
>ball. >2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
>3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
> >What's the difference between moms and dads?
>1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
>2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
>3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. Moms have
>magic, they make you feel better without medicine.>
>What does your mom do in her spare time? >1. Mothers don't do spare time.
>2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.> >What would it take to make your mom perfect?
>1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery. >2. Diet. Her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
> >If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
>1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that. >2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it
and not me. >3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.
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*** Good friends are like stars ***
This is a neat story.. My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body.
> Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was
> the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very
> important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." >
> She said, "No, many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it
> and I will ask you again soon." >
> Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first
> attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer. So this time I
> told her,"Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be
> our eyes." > > She looked at me and told me, "You are learning fast, but the answer
> is not correct because there are many people who are blind." >
> Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years,
> Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer
> was, "No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child." >
> Then last year, my grandpa died. Everybody was hurt. Everybody was
> crying. > > Even my father cried. I remember that especially because it was
> only the second time I saw him cry. My Mom looked at me when it
> was our turn to say our final good-bye to Grandpa. She asked me, "Do
> you know the most important body part yet, my dear?" >
> I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was
> a game between her and me. She saw the confusion on my face
> and told me, "This question is very important. It shows that you
> have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in
> the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example
> why. But today is the day you need to learn this important
> lesson." > > She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up
> with tears. She said, "My dear, the most important body part is
> your shoulder." > > I asked, "Is it because it holds up my head?" She replied, "No, it
> is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they
> cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear.
> I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will
> always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it." >
> Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish
> one. It is sympathetic to the pain of others. > > People will forget what you said... People will forget what you
> did... > > But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel. >
> The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings a blessing
> to everyone who passes it on. > > Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you
> always know when they are there.
